1)
Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.
Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?
2)
Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude,
why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to
take a break from the
touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!