Sexaphone 

A person who, during sex, moans musically, occasionally moaning the notes to a common song.

Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!

Sexaphone by WhaleBlubber June 3, 2010

sexaphone 

Puting your penis in a telephone while talking to your girlfriend. When he says "hello" you jizz right in the mouth piece and say you gave me head hoe and then hanging up and never talking to her again.

TreyQuan: Picks up phone
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch

sexaphone by aretardedbox February 20, 2010

Sexaphone 

Basically a saxophone which goes up in pitch to match your orgasm

Kanye uses the sexaphone in order to get better fun time

Sexaphone by Morar June 6, 2018

sexaphone 

A Parody of Phone Sex, The Bearer of the Sax plays a tune for the person who asks for it.

How about we have a sexaphone?

sexaphone by Tuli March 31, 2005

gatorade saxophone 

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

gatorade saxophone by MadFarmerBerry October 12, 2017

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010

Sexophone 

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

Sexophone by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018