Sexcession

To ascend or suceed in power through sexual acts.

Of course he got promoted before me, he has been blowing the boss for weeks. It was a clear matter of sexcession.

by renogolem January 29, 2009

Texcession

The popular movement in Texas calling for secession from the Untied States

The politicians up in Washington is taking all our freedom! Time for Texcession!

by Nathan B. Forrest October 27, 2012

Sexcessory

Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.

She wears that scarf all the time, it's obviously her sexcessory.

by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012

secessionist

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

sexcisions

Decisions, of a sexual nature. Can be negative or positive.

"Tina, put down the jäger and make good sexcisions tonight, ok?"

by RitaManeata August 5, 2015

Sexclusion

When two out of three people in a group are in a flirtatous mode and obviously want to bang each other while completely exluding the third wheel.

While Bettie and Harold fondly caressed each other, Greta was in the corner feeling pangs of sexclusion.

by Stephanie Anne Brock November 10, 2008

Sexcursion

When two (or more) people take a short vacation soley for the purpose of getting away from their children, friends, or relatives in order to have private time for sex.

Shawn's parents are on a sexcursion, we should have a party!

by Devo August 26, 2005