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Texcession 

The popular movement in Texas calling for secession from the Untied States
The politicians up in Washington is taking all our freedom! Time for Texcession!
Texcession by Nathan B. Forrest October 27, 2012

Sexcessory 

Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.
She wears that scarf all the time, it's obviously her sexcessory.
Sexcessory by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012

secessionist 

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.
The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.
secessionist by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

sexcisions

Decisions, of a sexual nature. Can be negative or positive.
"Tina, put down the jäger and make good sexcisions tonight, ok?"
sexcisions by RitaManeata August 5, 2015

Sexclusion

When two out of three people in a group are in a flirtatous mode and obviously want to bang each other while completely exluding the third wheel.
While Bettie and Harold fondly caressed each other, Greta was in the corner feeling pangs of sexclusion.
Sexclusion by Stephanie Anne Brock November 10, 2008

Sexcursion

When two (or more) people take a short vacation soley for the purpose of getting away from their children, friends, or relatives in order to have private time for sex.
Shawn's parents are on a sexcursion, we should have a party!
Sexcursion by Devo August 26, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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