sexception 

A person/thing who is exempt from your personal beliefs because of one's desire to have intercourse with them.

I don't like Misfits but Robert Sheehan is hot. He's a sexception.

Mitt Romney doesn't believe in Gay Marriage but he has beautiful silver hightlights. Sexception.

sexception by Kelly AKA Einstein 2.0 April 4, 2013

seXception 

Regardless of your relationship status. That one, totally hot person that you would HAVE to sleep with...if you had the chance!

Even my wife understands that Jessica Alba is one of my seXceptions!

seXception by GWilson March 14, 2007

Sexception 

When your having sex and then make a sexual, or sex joke

me and Devin where having the best sex but then he made a Sexception that ruined it.

Sexception by Lostpennium May 22, 2016

Sexception 

A situation in which you make an excpetion to have sex with someone, who under normal conditions, dosn't meet your standards of intelligence or attractiveness

Jimmy thinks that Betty is incredibly dumb and annoying, but he made a sexception because she was attractive

Sexception by R-Jbot January 4, 2011

American Exceptionalism

A tool used to keep people satisfied with not knowing how much they are being fucked over.

"America is the greatest nation in the world. It's perfect and nothing needs fixing. It literally can't improve! I already have the best possible lot in life."
--American one lost paycheck away from homelessness

"American Exceptionalism is the best! I can pay my workers poverty wages, and they won't even do anything about it because they don't know any other way of living! Let's make sure things stay that way."
--American Billionaire

American Exceptionalism by PortableBacon March 23, 2019

minimally exceptional 

A euphamism for stupid, said to parents of school-aged children who are likely to sue if their "special little guy" isn't treated like a genius.

Teacher: "Mrs. Johnson, little Billy is minimally exceptional."
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"

minimally exceptional by EverGreen February 16, 2012

Simception 

1.)The feeling of walking into the room and forgetting what you were going to do. The sudden realization that your creator deleted your current actions.

2.)The sudden feeling of Déjà vu through daily life. Your creator played through it already and didn't save.

1.) Friend 1: Funny thing, I walked into the living and forgot what I doing!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.

2.) Friend 1: Whoa, I think I just had Déjà vu. I remember going to this store before!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.

Simception by Rocket Slime January 23, 2011