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Sexclusion

When two out of three people in a group are in a flirtatous mode and obviously want to bang each other while completely exluding the third wheel.
While Bettie and Harold fondly caressed each other, Greta was in the corner feeling pangs of sexclusion.
Sexclusion by Stephanie Anne Brock November 10, 2008

sexclusion principle 

When determining where to place electrons in atoms, three rules are generally used: the Pauli exclusion principle, the Aufbau principle, and Hund's rule. The Pauli exclusion principle, from which the pun is derived, states that no two electrons (or indeed any fermion) can occupy the same atomic state. Therefore, any electron orbital is limited to two electrons: one with a spin, and the other with a − spin. The Aufbau principle states that lower energy orbitals are occupied previous to high energy orbitals. Hund's rule states that electrons will try to fill orbitals individually, and only pair up when every orbital has a lone electron in it.

In the comic, electrons are being equated to people, and rooms (or couches) are equated to orbitals. The reverse of Hund's rule is then followed: people will try to pair up in a room first, and only when all the couples have done so will rooms be allocated to single people. The Pauli exclusion principle here means that only two people can occupy a room at a time (should those people be romantically involved). The Aufbau principle therefore means that more restful rooms are filled previous to less restful rooms.

The title text jokes about drunken party-goers, who ignore the Pauli principle perhaps out of inebriation. They then end up partying and sleeping together with many people in the living room, leaving the roommate stuck in the third desirable location, the hall lounge.
See xkcd.com/658/ for visual diagram of Pauli's Sexclusion Principle
sexclusion principle by Bad C dev September 20, 2021

Sexplosion 

When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.
After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.
Sexplosion by Dragonwolf November 13, 2018

sexcisions

Decisions, of a sexual nature. Can be negative or positive.
"Tina, put down the jäger and make good sexcisions tonight, ok?"
sexcisions by RitaManeata August 5, 2015

Exclusionist 

A member of the LGBT community who believes the acronym is LGBT+ (for enban sexualities).

Commonly included as exclusionists are Long Sword Lesbians, Gravity Knife Gays, Trident/Trench Knife Trans, Battle Axe Bisexual, and Nunchuck Nonbinary.

Exclusionist beliefs include: Pan = bi, hesbians/theysbians are fake, shegays/theygays are fake, anti non-trad neopronouns, asexuality isn't included in LGBT, etc
Tracey: Hey, did you hear that there's a new xenogender?
Travis: No, I'm an exclusionist, I don't believe in xenogenders.
Exclusionist by tychobrahesnose April 20, 2021

exclusion zone

When you are rating how hot a woman (or man) is, but you have to rate them while ignoring a fundamental flaw in their looks, personality or grooming.
The chick I met in Paris was a Perfect 10 - if I apply an exclusion zone on her armpits.
The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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