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Sex Jelly 

makes butt sex alot more pleasant
Rob: i was fucking jenny last week and her butt started bleeding
Phil: didnt you use sex jelly? it makes it all worth while
Sex Jelly by Mr.Remoter October 31, 2011
Words you can keep

jellies] [snaps] [sex bracelets] [jelly bracelets 

where i come from... green=green, black=black, pink=pink, etc. with the exceptions of the bracelets that so obviously say in bold lettering: "If you break me you must sex the previous owner" those are the doozies.
omg i accidentally broke my black bracelet this morning guess what i did with myself (bought some more?)

Jellyfish Sex 

A form of foreplay in which one gives the male partisipant head while tugging on his pubes (jellyfish tentacles) and licking his sac (the squishy part of the jellyfish)
Mark: Dude, my girlfriend gave me glorious head last night
Rob: Duuuuuude, did she finally agree to give you jellyfish sex?
Mark: Heck yes!
Jellyfish Sex by nOOms April 10, 2011
When two very jiggly/obese people have sex, making a jello effect of their fat.
Damn, did you see those fatty's having sex? That was some nasty ass jello-sex!
Jello-sex by Fang Banger August 7, 2011

Jellyfish sex 

When a man or lesbian top uses a woman’s discharge as lube during sex.
Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.
Jellyfish sex by Edenjayy September 25, 2021

jellybean sex 

Pleasureful to both men, and women, men put a jellybean in a womens vag. and eat it out. or when a women makes a man horny and holds down his dick and puts a jellybean on it and the jellybean on it and the jellybean flys across the air.
Omg that Jellybean sexx lastnight was so good! It was totally orgasmic! But my boyfriend flug the jellybean into my eye, ow! But it tasted very good.

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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