Sex Jelly
Rob: i was fucking jenny last week and her butt started bleeding
Phil: didnt you use sex jelly? it makes it all worth while
Phil: didnt you use sex jelly? it makes it all worth while
Sex Jelly by Mr.Remoter October 31, 2011
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jellies] [snaps] [sex bracelets] [jelly bracelets
where i come from... green=green, black=black, pink=pink, etc. with the exceptions of the bracelets that so obviously say in bold lettering: "If you break me you must sex the previous owner" those are the doozies.
omg i accidentally broke my black bracelet this morning guess what i did with myself (bought some more?)
jellies] [snaps] [sex bracelets] [jelly bracelets by Sexy bracelet whore November 21, 2004
Jellyfish Sex
A form of foreplay in which one gives the male partisipant head while tugging on his pubes (jellyfish tentacles) and licking his sac (the squishy part of the jellyfish)
Mark: Dude, my girlfriend gave me glorious head last night
Rob: Duuuuuude, did she finally agree to give you jellyfish sex?
Mark: Heck yes!
Rob: Duuuuuude, did she finally agree to give you jellyfish sex?
Mark: Heck yes!
Jellyfish Sex by nOOms April 10, 2011
Jello-sex
Jello-sex by Fang Banger August 7, 2011
Jellyfish sex
Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.
Jellyfish sex by Edenjayy September 25, 2021
jellybean sex
Pleasureful to both men, and women, men put a jellybean in a womens vag. and eat it out. or when a women makes a man horny and holds down his dick and puts a jellybean on it and the jellybean on it and the jellybean flys across the air.
Omg that Jellybean sexx lastnight was so good! It was totally orgasmic! But my boyfriend flug the jellybean into my eye, ow! But it tasted very good.
jellybean sex by Isabella Marie Swan May 9, 2008
Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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