Arctic Plug

First pioneered by the eskimos, an arctic plug is when instead of a normal butt plug, you substitute it for a giant icicle and see how long it takes to melt it.
"Damn, that chick finished an Arctic Plug in 3 seconds, poor Jenny over there has frostbite on her cinnamon ring now."
by roflwaffle08 March 16, 2009
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Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.
"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."
by roflwaffle08 October 20, 2008
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Semenal Suicide

"He was found face down in a pool of his own semen. I wonder if they'll put Semenal Suicide for cause of death in the paper."
by roflwaffle08 October 20, 2008
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