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(noun): the final resting place for your semen. Examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.
'Bro, last night was great, my sementary was Jessie's face.'
Sementary by CFKane May 13, 2014
Words you can keep
the sock, rag, or tissue one keeps by their bed for cleanup after masturbating. a semen graveyard
its just me and you tonight buddy. I guess we're going to put more of my children in the sementary
sementary by wg89 December 26, 2011
A cementary of penises and sperms. Families go there to blow it and mourn with it and give it flowers...
sementary snjloghja
sementary by quartz89 January 28, 2022
The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.
Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.
a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009

sematary 

super hot grave man with the greasiest hair ever, has American flags all over his house, and is inspired by chief and who's music killed a mosquito once.
-Babe stop listening to sematary.

-haughhhhh
sematary by Fel5 November 19, 2021

seminary simps 

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.
Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps
seminary simps by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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