Semenalia

Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.

That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.

Semenalia by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

Sementia 

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.

Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.

Sementia by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014

Semenilla 

When a girl who blows you is choking and overflowing with your cum

Man: Oh yes more more lick me more!!!!

Chic giving head: Agh, *cough* *cough*, I can't *gasping*

Man: Oh damnz you got the Semenillaz

Semenilla by Swirly-KJ March 27, 2009

Semenemia

Having so much sex over the weekend, you appear pale to your coworkers on Monday.

Fuck Tom, do you have semenemia? You look pale as fuck!

Semenemia by Z_Mon3y February 26, 2019

Semenilla 

When you consume so much semen that you get sick and start puking and shitting semen everywhere.

Bengals fans: I guzzled so much semen over the weekend after celebrating our first winning season in 10 years. I think I got semenilla, it won't stop pouring out of my ass and I keep puking.

Semenilla by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021

Semenal Suicide 

Killing yourself by drowning in your own semen.

"He was found face down in a pool of his own semen. I wonder if they'll put Semenal Suicide for cause of death in the paper."

Semenal Suicide by roflwaffle08 February 23, 2009

Semenating 

Something that is so good it makes you semenate (ejaculate)

Omg that painting was semenating

Semenating by AL1B1 October 7, 2020