Semenemia

Having so much sex over the weekend, you appear pale to your coworkers on Monday.

Fuck Tom, do you have semenemia? You look pale as fuck!

by Z_Mon3y February 26, 2019

Semeneta

A dirty doer

Dude, you’re doing me real Semeneta right now. Not cool

You doing me Semeneta?

Guy 1: Yo br, you trying to go downtown tonight?

Guy 2: nah dude I’m not really feeling it.

Guy 1: ooh Semeneta br

by DernMer? October 5, 2020

Semenema

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.

Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."

by gutterwater March 14, 2009

Sementia

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.

Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.

by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014

semenema

Ejaculating into a sexual partner's ass. A true semenema is hallmarked by outrageous amounts of semen, so much so that it actually seeps out of the rectum after withdrawal of the penis

Get ready for your semenema baby!

Doctor's orders are that your wife receive 2-3 semenema's a day, in order to regulate both bowel movements and libido.

by w00tn4nn135 February 25, 2008

Semenalia

Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.

That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.

by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

Semenemy

Someone that you hate but happens to share a sexual partner with you.

EW he also had sex with that bitch? I hate her! We are NOT semen sisters, she is my SEMENEMY

by aztjsummer November 6, 2011