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Semenemy 

Someone that you hate but happens to share a sexual partner with you.
EW he also had sex with that bitch? I hate her! We are NOT semen sisters, she is my SEMENEMY
Semenemy by aztjsummer November 6, 2011
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Semenema 

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.
Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."
Semenema by gutterwater March 14, 2009
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semenema 

Ejaculating into a sexual partner's ass. A true semenema is hallmarked by outrageous amounts of semen, so much so that it actually seeps out of the rectum after withdrawal of the penis
Get ready for your semenema baby!

Doctor's orders are that your wife receive 2-3 semenema's a day, in order to regulate both bowel movements and libido.
semenema by w00tn4nn135 February 25, 2008
Having so much sex over the weekend, you appear pale to your coworkers on Monday.
Fuck Tom, do you have semenemia? You look pale as fuck!
Semenemia by Z_Mon3y February 26, 2019
The combination of the words "semen enema". An enema is a procedure in which liquid is taken in the rectum, so a Semenema is basically a butt creampie.
Candace Owens: Ugh, my period pain hurts.
Nick Fuentes: Sounds like you need a semenema.
Clarence Thomas: Me too hehe
Semenema by grimgrimheh January 12, 2026
noun. semenema. pronounced semen•enema is exactly what it says, an ass full of semen to fill you up; and either you get plugged, (usually by your mistress/domme with an inflatable buttplug, until she decides you've been full long enough.)

Or, just flushed up your ass by the cock the semen is ejaculated from. And then it drains out between him, and the next guy in line to give you one. (Depending on your position.)
Oh my god, I need to go get a lot of semenema's!!! I love being filled up with semen, and stuck that way, when Mistress inflates my buttplug! She keeps all that semen inside me for hours, until my bloodstream absorbs as much semen as possible, and I love it!!!
semenema by Ms. Sloppy Mess April 9, 2026
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"My salad days,
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