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Semeneta 

Dude, you’re doing me real Semeneta right now. Not cool

You doing me Semeneta?

Guy 1: Yo br, you trying to go downtown tonight?

Guy 2: nah dude I’m not really feeling it.

Guy 1: ooh Semeneta br
Semeneta by DernMer? October 5, 2020

Semenema 

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.
Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."
Semenema by gutterwater March 14, 2009

semenema 

Ejaculating into a sexual partner's ass. A true semenema is hallmarked by outrageous amounts of semen, so much so that it actually seeps out of the rectum after withdrawal of the penis
Get ready for your semenema baby!

Doctor's orders are that your wife receive 2-3 semenema's a day, in order to regulate both bowel movements and libido.
semenema by w00tn4nn135 February 25, 2008
Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.
That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.
Semenalia by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

Semenilla 

When a girl who blows you is choking and overflowing with your cum
Man: Oh yes more more lick me more!!!!

Chic giving head: Agh, *cough* *cough*, I can't *gasping*

Man: Oh damnz you got the Semenillaz
Semenilla by Swirly-KJ March 27, 2009

sereneflaws 

yo do you follow sereneflaws? she has an amazing blog
sereneflaws by swaaaaaag October 28, 2013