Selfdom

Self-domination. A state of being where you love yourself, unconditionally and reasonably. To throw yourself onto yourself, one on top of the other until you are a pile.

I engage in selfdom in my spare time.

by Dr. Bota September 13, 2021

shelfdom

Where a woman or man are when they haven’t been married or had kids by age 30-40

Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom

by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020

Seldom Seen Smith

1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.

2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.

Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.

Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.

by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020

Seldom

Adverb
Rarely; not often.

Adjective
not common; infrequent.

"And I know it's true,
that visions are seldom what they seem."
- Once Upon a Dream

by heartbreaksofeden September 26, 2017

Seldom Peg-Bis

A penguin biscuit that actually has a good joke.

Charlie: "Hey man, can i read your penguin wrapper joke?"
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"

*Looks at wrapper*

Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow

Charlie: "No not this time."

by GearGrinder August 27, 2009

serfdom

Slaves of today

I.e prostitues
Whore on shores

Look at that whore on that shore being serfdom

by dodoLover January 3, 2015

serfdom

Many peasants under the system of feudalism. Great for preventing people to learn how to read.

"Why is this guy a farmer?"
"He still believes in serfdom"

by Jake_the_quake April 2, 2017