Seldom
Seldom by heartbreaksofeden September 26, 2017
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Seldom
radnom cretin whos neva seen and feels sorry for themslevles
or a word sombody calls themself who thinks tht ther kool coz they took it from the song bye elbow
or a word sombody calls themself who thinks tht ther kool coz they took it from the song bye elbow
Seldom by aswomesauseer August 23, 2009
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seldom • seldomly • Seldom Peg-Bis • Seldom Seen Smith • seldomridge • seldon • Selom • Selome • selomit • saldoms
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Seldom
Stands for SELf DOMination. Is a part of BDSM. When an individual craves domination over themselves.
Seldom Seen Smith
1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
Seldom Seen Smith by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020
Seldom Peg-Bis
Charlie: "Hey man, can i read your penguin wrapper joke?"
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"
*Looks at wrapper*
Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow
Charlie: "No not this time."
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"
*Looks at wrapper*
Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow
Charlie: "No not this time."
Seldom Peg-Bis by GearGrinder August 27, 2009
Seldovia SteamShovel
Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.
John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.
Seldovia SteamShovel by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018
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