A penguin biscuit that actually has a good joke.
Charlie: "Hey man, can i read your penguin wrapper joke?"
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"
*Looks at wrapper*
Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow
Charlie: "No not this time."