Sejas
I did not have proper lubircation to fuck that hoe in the ass so I had to pull a Sejas on that hoe..... And I will do it again if I have too.... It was pink meng!!!!!
Sejas by Kal-El0723 May 31, 2006
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trump treason season
"trump treason season" officially began June 1st, 2017. As summer warms up, so does the Donald's temper as he finally starts to realizes what a disaster he has created in the world, but much more importantly for himself. Patriot and fired former FBI Director James Comey kicks off the real festivities on June 8th with actual truth of his presidential interactions. The season continues to get much hotter, but then it's Mueller Time with cooling facts discovered that reveal a long history of trump family dirty Russian money laundering and Vlad's kompromat.
(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.
(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.
"Phew! I'm SO glad that trump treason season is here. I couldn't take another 6 months of this national nightmare and embarrassment. The truth is finally coming out"
trump treason season by Chief Reefster June 6, 2017
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sebastian stan
Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.
Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...
Space Nerd.
Loves karaoke.
Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.
Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.
Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds
His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)
Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)
Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)
Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...
*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories
Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...
Space Nerd.
Loves karaoke.
Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.
Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.
Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds
His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)
Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)
Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)
Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...
*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories
Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???
sebastian stan by nutella clit August 15, 2016
Sebastian stan
The cause of my depression (not really) but he is known for the tv show once upon a time and DAmn, and HES most famously known for the captain America movies. By the way, BUCKY BARNES IS NOT A VILLAIN!
Sebastian stan by God jammit sharol. July 2, 2018
sebastian stan
Cutest motherfucker in the world who runs a Chris Evans' fan club.
Most known for his THIGHS OF BETRAYAL
Most known for his THIGHS OF BETRAYAL
sebastian stan by Agent Drom November 5, 2014
Seasonal DuHpressagain
When some who is already a depressed, dark, cold, not fun, introverted drag, with truck loads of baggage stock piled, wakes up with another reason to hate life and bring those down who can smile and enjoy the date on the calendar, or the time of season it is.
1. PSA....My Seasonal DuHpressagain is making me drink these IPA's and making me put on this winter weight. I hate calendars.
2. Hey wanna go to the snow with us and have fun with the ski bunny Sluts? No, i hate winter, and spring, and summer, and fall.......and i hate you too. Thanks but no thanks....my Seasonal DuHpressagain is about to kick in any day now. Where is my Lana Del Ray mix.
2. Hey wanna go to the snow with us and have fun with the ski bunny Sluts? No, i hate winter, and spring, and summer, and fall.......and i hate you too. Thanks but no thanks....my Seasonal DuHpressagain is about to kick in any day now. Where is my Lana Del Ray mix.
Seasonal DuHpressagain by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
Sebastian Stan
Sebastian Stan by Your new daddy June 28, 2018
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Pee Calculus
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