Seinfelding

When your group of friends have a conversation about useless aspects of modern society or over-analyze aspects of interactions with the opposite sex.

Dan: Then she told me to have a great weekend. Should I ask her out?
Jason: She's just being nice. She's a cashier.
Dan: There was a look.
Jason: Man, we're totally Seinfelding right now.

by docbuzzo June 6, 2016

Seinfelding

When a group of people challenge each other to see who can go the longest without masturbating.

The name originates from the Seinfeld show where the whole gang sees who can go the longest with doing it. Elaine ends up winning.

"The tension in the group had become unbearable. They had been Seinfelding if for a month now, and only Steve had backed out."

by masterblaster603 December 20, 2009

Seinfelding

The act of violently humping or grinding on someone whenever the Seinfeld theme tune is played.

Man, Randall got involved in some intense Seinfelding last night.

by Kmacbmx October 26, 2016

Jerry Seinfelding

Jerry Seinfelding: - A Very Annoying Person - the act of one Jewing around about useless shit that will not make a difference Ex. Prices of something/The act of another person/, Complaining about something for no apparent reason yet not making your point clear Ex. Complaining about something so ridiculous, it gets annoying and you want to punch the person in the mouth, Arguing uncontrollably about someones stance, skin color, Price compared to another Price, A specific way someone says a word and or The price of the Chinese food you order all the time.

Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.

Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.

Mom: Then you can't go out.

Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.

Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull

Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.

by Chris Toh Fah September 8, 2010

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

seinfolding

The present action of watching Seinfeld.

girl: "What are you guys doing tonight?"
guy: "We're not sure yet, as of now, Seinfolding."
girl: "No wonder you guys never get laid!"

by JavidF January 16, 2007

Seinfeldism

Using a phrase that's been used on the TV show Seinfeld, or a phrase that's akin to one, eg: "What, you don't like Mabel's Bagels? But Mabel's Bagels are great! There are no bagels better than Mabel's Bagels!"

Every sentence uttered from her pretty little throat contained at least four Seinfeldisms.

by Mosey July 22, 2004