Seinfielding 

When doing nothing, talking about nothing and everything is random. Amazingly fun and spontaneous uncanny conversation which never gets bland and old.

Example: Brandon and Epiphany are so seinfielding that without each other it maybe utterly impossible to achieve seinfielding.

Seinfielding by Eyeshand February 7, 2017

seinfolding 

The present action of watching Seinfeld.

girl: "What are you guys doing tonight?"
guy: "We're not sure yet, as of now, Seinfolding."
girl: "No wonder you guys never get laid!"

seinfolding by JavidF January 16, 2007

Seinfelding 

When your group of friends have a conversation about useless aspects of modern society or over-analyze aspects of interactions with the opposite sex.

Dan: Then she told me to have a great weekend. Should I ask her out?
Jason: She's just being nice. She's a cashier.
Dan: There was a look.
Jason: Man, we're totally Seinfelding right now.

Seinfelding by docbuzzo June 6, 2016

Seinfolding 

Seinfolding in when a person has watched Seinfeld so many times that even though they continue to appreciate the comedy and craftsmanship they either must take a break or quit watching it .

A: hey man do you wanna watch Seinfeld at my house this weekend?
B: sorry man I think I’m seinfolding

A: what? When did this happen? When will it be over?
B: maybe never! I hear his voice in my mind! My friends say I’m starting to talk like him. I just don’t think I can keep doing this.

A: since you got back from nam it’s like u were never the same, I waited so long to see you again and even when I could I still missed you the same, maybe more.
B:I know… sometimes I miss me too.
A: so that’s it?
B:I guess so old friend… I guess so

Seinfolding by The Smarty farty 420 February 5, 2022

Seinfelding 

When a group of people challenge each other to see who can go the longest without masturbating.

The name originates from the Seinfeld show where the whole gang sees who can go the longest with doing it. Elaine ends up winning.

"The tension in the group had become unbearable. They had been Seinfelding if for a month now, and only Steve had backed out."

Seinfelding by masterblaster603 December 20, 2009

Jerry Seinfelding 

Jerry Seinfelding: - A Very Annoying Person - the act of one Jewing around about useless shit that will not make a difference Ex. Prices of something/The act of another person/, Complaining about something for no apparent reason yet not making your point clear Ex. Complaining about something so ridiculous, it gets annoying and you want to punch the person in the mouth, Arguing uncontrollably about someones stance, skin color, Price compared to another Price, A specific way someone says a word and or The price of the Chinese food you order all the time.

Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.

Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.

Mom: Then you can't go out.

Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.

Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull

Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.

Jerry Seinfelding by Chris Toh Fah September 8, 2010

Seinfelding 

The act of violently humping or grinding on someone whenever the Seinfeld theme tune is played.

Man, Randall got involved in some intense Seinfelding last night.

Seinfelding by Kmacbmx October 26, 2016