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Seinfeldian 

You know you are a Seinfeldian if you argue over the top of a muffin, which marsmallow is bigger or something stupid like that.
Seinfeldian by Cool Guy July 18, 2003

Seinfeldian 

tedious or obsessive to the point of being ridiculous
She has such high standards for men that her objections are practically Seinfeldian.
Seinfeldian by Whitney February 6, 2004

Seinfeldian 

Person who follows the teachings of Seinfeld
Stan: Do you celebrate Festivus?

Jan: Yes of course I do, I'm Seinfeldian, it's our holiest day.
Seinfeldian by Blue Carbuncle June 19, 2011

Seinfeldian 

adj - to describe a chain of dates. To keep motivated to do an activity every day, Jerry Seinfeld used a large calendar and a big red marker. Everyday that had success got a big, red "X". The secret? “Don’t break the chain.” “Don’t break the chain.”
Max is still going to the gym everyday since he started using that Seinfeldian chain.
Seinfeldian by OBI Serious September 14, 2007

seinfolding 

The present action of watching Seinfeld.
girl: "What are you guys doing tonight?"
guy: "We're not sure yet, as of now, Seinfolding."
girl: "No wonder you guys never get laid!"
seinfolding by JavidF January 16, 2007

Seinfeldism 

Using a phrase that's been used on the TV show Seinfeld, or a phrase that's akin to one, eg: "What, you don't like Mabel's Bagels? But Mabel's Bagels are great! There are no bagels better than Mabel's Bagels!"
Every sentence uttered from her pretty little throat contained at least four Seinfeldisms.
Seinfeldism by Mosey July 22, 2004
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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