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Segway Jesus 

Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.
Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.
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Mexican segway 

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.
See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.
Mexican segway by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010

Segway Thighs 

Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional character Peter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.
“Dang bro Peter Parker has some Segway thighs”

“Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”

segway jerk 

Any jerk that rides on a segway.
Haha, look at that segway jerk, riding along in his suit talking on his cellphone.
segway jerk by paulthebassguy June 12, 2007
It's looks a lot like a dolly (the kind of dolly you use for moving heavy boxes), but with larger wheels. Segways are motorized, designed to transport people in a manner that's safer and more environmentally-friendly than that of cars.

Not to be confused with a segue, of the same pronounciation, which is a transition between two consecutive ideas in a speech or conversation.
"I guess I thought about trying a Segway, but bicycles are so much cheaper."
Segway by MoxyFox December 10, 2008
The act of multiple partners performing various sexual acts in a small enclosed area, therefore wadding up the overall sexual experience.
Hernandez, if those girls come over tonight we might have us a fricken' sexwad!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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