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landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.
jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.
by minghi May 17, 2003
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To swing, miss the ball entirely, and dig up grass with your golf club
"Dude, did you see Max on the golf course today?"

"Yea, I saw him. He was sweet with his r11. Matt on the other hand was doing some serious landscaping"
by Glory Hole 121 November 21, 2011
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“Landscaping” is when something bad happens, like you lose and election, and you try to make your ego feel better by making shit up and blaming other people
Orange Julius Caesar once lost an election and sent his lawyer Rudy who once married his own cousin out to do some landscaping.
by Jerry Man Der November 11, 2020
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What you do when you're road tripping.
T.J.: Dude, you alright, you doing okay? You got the munchies?
S: I’m cool; I’m just landscaping right now.
by Gamelegs April 9, 2009
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The defeintion of the is the background.
I see the landscaping of art do you and how do you know?
by DAUHLID# October 6, 2020
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The term to scout areas to take your date to.
I went landscaping yesterday to Gustaso.
by The Word Keeper June 10, 2022
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A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
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