Segward

A nickname name you use on a friend who is lazy and has a bad or bitchy attitude Also has a long nose and things is good at thing or has talents.

Oh man you’re such a Segward.
Jeez Segward get up the bed.

Segward by FentubeHd123 February 9, 2019

Johnny Seward 

The bass player for Avenged Sevenfold A7x Stage name is Johnny Christ. Hair color changes from time to time, but right now it's blonde. Beautiful brown eyes. Has left side of nose and both ears pierced once. Usually caught sticking his tongue out in some way in a lot of his photos.

That Johnny Seward can really belt out a bass line.

Johnny Seward by Neil Drakkar August 22, 2006

Harry Seaward 

Harry Seaward is a play on the expletive Cunt. It is often referred to as the C word when being recalled by someone who does not want to say the actual expletive much like a child would refer to the expletive shit as the S word.

The term Harry Seaward (pronounced Hairy "C"Word)gained popularity from the well know comedian/actor Adam Carolla(adamcarolla.com) who came up with the name on his radio show while talking about other known names like Ben Dover(Bend Over), Hugh Jazz(Huge Ass), and Phil McRack(Fill My Crack). Adam was talking about how funny it would be to have a store clerk page Harry Seaward over a store intercom for all to hear.

The name took hold and became a true legend when a fan of Adam Carolla's called into the radio show to play a recording he made. The recording was of a very professional sounding female clerk asking Harry Seaward to please call customer service.

My ex-girlfriend had such a Harry Seaward.

Don't be such a Harry Seaward.

Will Harry Seaward please call customer service...

Harry Seaward by Grady Enword May 30, 2010

seaward 

A way of expressing cunt in text form without actually writing cunt. When read aloud, seaward becomes "c-word", the popular euphamism for cunt. An excellent way of calling someone a cunt, and making fun of them behind their back right to their face.

I can't stand hanging out with her anymore. She's such a seaward.

seaward by madjackal October 15, 2005

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan 

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan by tomatomatt March 10, 2019

Andrew Seward 

The man is authentically awesome. I mean, come on now, not only is he a nice person and a pleasure to watch live ....but have you seen his beard?

Andrew Seward is synonymous with all that is right with the world.

Andrew Seward by TheChickFromMontreal September 9, 2010

Ss Seward 

An absolutely terrible school, they say the dogs are coming but we’re not quite sure if they are. This school has broken water fountains, sores are smashed in and nobody gives a f*ck. The school lunch tastes like shit. This is the worst school in the Orange County 100%

Bro you go to ss Seward?
Yea it sucks!

Ss Seward by Mainbouwer December 5, 2019