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segwaying 

the act of riding a segway
Bob and I got ran over by someone who was segwaying
segwaying by Joe Pond April 19, 2011
Words you can keep
When you use flirting to convince someone to join your side in an argument or to win an argument
Emmy is totally swaying Ricky into letting her win
Swaying by Jakk_ February 3, 2018

Swaying Titfuck 

A variation of titfuck where a man lays down with his legs spread out, holding his cock up with his hand flat on his pelvis, letting the busty woman come on top of him on all fours with her knees between his legs, having her tits hang down with the length of his cock in between them, leaving about an inch of space between her nipples and his hand that is holding his cock up. As this happens, the women sways her tits from left to right, coincidently making his dick move left to right with them, rubbing the sides of it, without letting them hit it or slide off of it.
Man: "My girlfriend gave me a Swaying Titfuck last night! It was amazing!"
Swaying Titfuck by ROFLcycle June 7, 2013

swaying hoe 

A swaying hoe is a hoe that flirts with girls or boys it dosent matter. They will flirt with your boyfriend or girlfriend lmao so make sure you keep their attention whore ass away from them. A swaying hoe goes back and forth to guys and girls so they can get all the attention. A swaying hoe is a slut, whore, cunt, hoe, and mostly every name in the book deacribes them. A swaying hoe has done mostly everything in the book and they most likely have stds. They basically have no friends because their a hoe that's why they try to make out with everybody they can get so their attention is fulfilled! If you start to realize your friend or girlfriend is being a swaying hoe drop that bitches ass and run. She most likely has had more bfs in the range of a year or half of a year than you have had in your life time. Her nudes have been most likely linked before she Proably has no cake or tits either. She is a swaying hoe! THOT
A Thot- that hoe over there but now is Shot- swaying hoe over there
swaying hoe by Pacers16ha April 2, 2015

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky
Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

Subwaying 

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.
My wife and I invented an new sex act called subwaying!!! I walked in on my son and his new boyfriend subwaying, they acted like I didn't know what they were doing but where do you think he learned it from?
Subwaying by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019

2.5 ft of swaying death 

n
See girth; see length; see width
see also antonio

A penis.
That guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death!
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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