segway

1. A scooter like device which is self stabilising. Failed due to high cost.
2. To change the direction of a conversation. A non-sequitor.
1. Is that a Segway? How can you afford that thing?

2. "So have you heard about mom? She's sick" "Oh, my friend is sick to. That sucks" "Nice segway there"
by haiironezumi January 28, 2005
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Transitioning from knowing "segue" is not spelled "segway" or segueing whilst balanced upon two wheels.
While we rode our Segways to a talking picture, I segued the conversation into the pleasures of adolescent flesh.
by Baron von Mannsechs October 02, 2007
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To seamlessly transition from one part of a conversation to the next as if you were riding on a "Segway" scooter between the two points.
The speaker finished talking about his 2nd Impress slide, rode a Segway scooter to the opposite end of the stage, and then began his segway into the 3rd Impress slide.
by Miko917 April 15, 2009
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A modern version of magic carpet using balancing technology called "smart motion". You can't describe the feeling or appreciate the experience until you ride it.

The price tag is high for now, but just like any other technology it will become more practical and affordable in years.
Segway is cool, fun and magical!!
by G20 July 20, 2006
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the transition from thinking it’s spelled “segway” to realizing it’s actually spelled “segue
“this action segways into this event
“don’t you meansegue’?”
“no”
by milse May 13, 2018
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"IT." $40,000 scooter with a gyroscope, thought to be the biggest idea of the century.
I mistakenly traded in my Merceds SLK for a Segway, and it seems to be slower.
by defythereds April 22, 2003
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cool, but... damn it costs a lot!
by gibberish September 26, 2003
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