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Jason Segel
Actor/Screenwriter, 29 years old.
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.
He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)
Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.
Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.
He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)
Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.
Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women
Jason Segel by millymoo303 April 8, 2009
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Seiell
The Italian rapper who stole BTS' song "Fake Love", told ARMY and the "four chinese idiots" to kill themselves. Called them "little chinese girls", basically a dickhead who deserves to die.
Only after he saw ARMY wrath, he "apologized". He said he never EVER heard of BTS, especially when they were taking over the hearts of millions of people. yeah...no you asshole...
Only after he saw ARMY wrath, he "apologized". He said he never EVER heard of BTS, especially when they were taking over the hearts of millions of people. yeah...no you asshole...
Segelke
A person conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the pitchers mound.
Segelke
He pitches like a Segelke.
Segilola
Segilola is a special type of coconut; invisible in the dark but otherwise an exceptionally diplomatic bi-nutter.
Chinklies thought he saw the faintest outline of a Segilola but infact it was just his imagination playing with the darkness.
Gibbers was tasting the coconut and sensed some nuttiness, then she realized it was a Segilola
Gibbers was tasting the coconut and sensed some nuttiness, then she realized it was a Segilola
Segilola by Dirty imo's June 8, 2011
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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