Seditation

Sedated by boring meetings while practicing sleep meditation.

Meetings with fellow lawyers give a sense of rebellious seditation.

by Bored at meetings August 28, 2011

Meditation

Conscious thoughtlessness to achieve lasting calmness of the mind and body.

After continuous meditation sessions, she was free of her debilitating anxiety.

by tannerrz May 24, 2018

mindlessness meditation

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Sextation

Sextation is a travel experience, such as a vacation, where the primary recreational activity happens to be engaging in sex with your significant other. It can also be used when there isn't an official vacation, but one is staying at home. Similar to a stay-cation, you don't need to leave home to enjoy the many benefits. It usually implies that the sex is extended, over a day or more, like a vacation, but a sextation.

Oh my God, my new BF is so hot! We didn't leave his house for three days - it was like a total sextation -three nights, and four days. All inclusive. I need a vacation!

by Funny Moms May 16, 2016

sedition

incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority

A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

sedation

1. a state of calm or reduced nervous activity; chilled out
2. date rape drug (also called a mickey)

Example 1: dude im so sedated...... its going to be a mellow night
Example 2: that asshole slipped sedations in my drink last night

by PowerMetalFan6996 February 9, 2014

shreditation

The act of clearing ones mind through shredding the gnar brah. Sometimes done with headphones or after a fresh Mary Jane head change, you feel me?

I can’t meet your parents today, I have a shreditation session up at Keystone.

by Leroybrownthewizard December 2, 2018