Scumerican

Noun. A scummy, hyper-cancervative filthy pig of a person who jerks off to fever dreams of a white-only America and Europe, while plotting to nuke the rest of the world into oblivion just to save on their property taxes. Basically, a MAGATARD xenophobe who thinks diversity is a swear word and global warming is code for too many non-vitiligo people breathing.

Bro, why are you crying over the UN resolution on world peace? Chill, it's just a horde of scumericans online petitioning to nuke the Middle East, then rebuild it as a giant golf course for 'real Americans', complete with moats of Diet Coke and walls made from melted-down iPhones stolen from immigrants, to 'make the world great again,' one irradiated sand trap at a time.

Scumerican by Trumpanzee December 8, 2025

Sumerian Tavern Joke 

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Sumeriancore 

A sub-genre that describes deathcore bands who are signed to Sumerian Records or bands who have stylistic similarities to these bands. The genre is a mix of technical death metal, deathcore and mathcore. The derivation of the word is unknown, though the most typically accredited source is MetalSucks.net. The website coined the word in early May 2009 when they were discussing the latest Born of Osiris release, one of Sumerian Records's most well-recognized and longest-tenured bands.

"Dude, have you heard the new Veil Of Maya album?"
"Hell yeah man, VOM is the best Sumeriancore band."

Sumeriancore by 666\m/HxC\m/666 April 17, 2010

good slumeritan

A low life/ poor person who snitches on people they know who are involved in illegal activity. They rely on a reward to make ends. Often are friends or family of the ones they snitch on.

I know he is my son, but I needed the cash. I'm a good slumeritan first, his mom second.

good slumeritan by Stoicnician November 15, 2015

Slumerican 

Someone, usually poor and from the south, who doesn't judge others, likes to party, likes/has tattoos, cause a little chaos, and has problems with authority.

Stephanie: I met this guy at the party last night. He was kind of a tough bad boy and wore cheap clothes but he was really sweet as well.

Brittany: Sounds like a Slumerican.

Slumerican by Jordan999fire October 7, 2018

SCAMerica 

What America seems to be morphing into where virtually everyone is trying to pull some type of SCAM on other people - all seemingly without repercussion.

Only Enron and Worldcom could happen in SCAMerica.

SCAMerica by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Slumerican 

Refers to someone who was born and raised in the ghettos or slums of the United States of America.

Johnny grew up in the slums of America. He's a Slumerican.

Slumerican by Slumerican Shitizen December 23, 2011