6 definitions by Richard Haass

Brother Hao

Emmanuel Uwechue, known by his stage name Brother Hao (Chinese: 郝哥; pinyin: Hǎo Gē) is a Nigerian singer. He rose to fame through a performance with Han Hong on the CCTV New Year's Gala and has emerged as one of the most notable foreign singers in China.04051989

Friend 1: "Have you heard? Brother Hao made a new single. "
Friend 2: "NO WAY"
Friend 1:"WAY"
Friend 2: "NO WAY"
Friend 1:"WAY"

Friend 2: "NO WAY"
Friend 1:"WAY"

Friend 2: "NO WAY"
Friend 1:"WAY"

Friend 2: "NO WAY"
Friend 1:"WAY"

Friend 2: "NO WAY"
Friend 1:"WAY"

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Displate

The plate closest to you.

Friend 1: "Hey which plate did you want me to use?"
Friend 2: "Displate"

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.

by Richard Haass September 9, 2023

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 15, 2022

Headphone sadness

The feeling of depression you get from no headphones.

*wake up*
*no headphones*
*headphone sadness*

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Trash compactor scene

the scene in "star wars: a new hope" with the trash compactor scene.

Friend 1: yo is that a trash compactor?
Friend 2: No way!!this is like that scene in star wars
Friend 1: the trash compactor scene?
Friend 3: you come to me on the day of my daughters wedding

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022