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Scumbers 

Achieving low or inadequate numbers or statistics when a quota is required.

Derived from the term "Scum numbers".
- "In terms of sales figures, your numbers are way down. Our company will not tolerate scumbers"

- A: "How many cherries have you picked today?"

B: "Only 650."

A: "Scumbers."
Scumbers by Enmitystar September 26, 2011
Words you can keep

scumberg 

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.
Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.
scumberg by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

scumberino 

1. A person so vile and low-down dirty that the term scum bag just doesn't fit any longer. A person like this would steal from their own sister to buy drugs or call the police on his own brother because he is more successful.

2. The offspring of a complete scumbag. This is the reason why certain people should not have babies.

3. The diminutive form of "scumbag."
"That guy that stole from the old lady is such a scumberino."

"That little scumberino just spit on me and his dad laughed! What kind of people are these?"
scumberino by Ribizzle March 16, 2013

scummers 

People who wear yellow (they pretend it's gold) shirts in and around the Watford area of Hertfordshire.
Elton John, Graham Taylor, Tim "I'm a Chelsea fan really" Lovejoy.
scummers by DocJr July 25, 2008

scumberg 

a curly headed whistling dixie fat fuck
Worker1: How's it going on the 2nd floor?

Worker2: Oh, you know, eight hours of scumberg. (Starts imitating: with pursed lips, moves head from side to side and dances around like an idiot)

Worker1: That sucks. Ah, he's probably just warming up for his skin flute session with the bosses.
scumberg by whiskeyDick88 May 30, 2011

Scummers 

Another, popular name for Somerfield. Also referred to as Scummerfields for those with more time.

Where senior Years at Gillingham School spend most of their time.
Sixth Former 1- "I'm off down Scummers for some chocolate cake."
Sixth Former 2- "Bring me back some brownies, I can't get out 'till lunch."
Scummers by DrQui September 6, 2006

scumberto 

A man or boy (typically a boy age 14-18) that Has severe anger and bipolar issues and often does cocaine and punch truck mirrors off and mud on a clapt out Honda While he drinks a white claw
Hey have you talked to robert ?

Oh you mean scumberto?
scumberto by Gappy meal January 24, 2020
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