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1- A heated Cucumber used for Anal Stimulation

2- The sound a Lumberjack makes as he ejaculates
1- I used a scumber to pleasure myself last night

2- As Bob was about to ejaculate, he grunted 'scumber'
by Scumberman123 July 19, 2010
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Aug 9 Word of the Day
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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Achieving low or inadequate numbers or statistics when a quota is required.

Derived from the term "Scum numbers".
- "In terms of sales figures, your numbers are way down. Our company will not tolerate scumbers"

- A: "How many cherries have you picked today?"

B: "Only 650."

A: "Scumbers."
by Enmitystar September 26, 2011
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