robert

A hot price of ass and gets all the girls and boys and fucks good also is smart , charming, nice , and a great friend , you can trust with your secrets * dirty ones to
Your nothing like robert
by Horneyboilala December 20, 2017
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absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants
by bobby5t1 January 26, 2021
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A guy with a huge wiener he’s a chick magnet he’s tall and hot and has a chad personality he prob gets invited first to all the parties and gets straight As on all his classes

a truly perfect individual
girl: omg jessica is that robert
jessica: yes it’s him he fingerblasted my pussy and it was sooooo good

girl: omg i wish he’d do that to me too
by Verbtheserf January 17, 2022
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by under thunder December 11, 2013
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1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”

2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)

3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert

2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.

3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 07, 2009
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someone who likes car so much that he would probably marry his dream car.
these people also like to have sex with there cars
dude that guy is such a robert
by mr.hakerman October 09, 2020
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a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by robert 123454321 December 10, 2013
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