Scoffage 

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.

oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.

Scoffage by 6 and a half February 12, 2018

Scuffage 

When a lady or gentleman leaves mark in their undergarments after an act of anal loving. Scuffage is the mixture of semen and poop charmingly left behind as a sticky reminder. Often squeezes out following movement, some hours after the event

Mate, I wish I'd changed my pants after going to Bob's last night...I've got some serious scuffage drying there!

I don’t really enjoy buttsex. The scuffage removal is too much of a clean up

Scuffage by Intimate with The Ham December 28, 2009