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scrotumnal equinox 

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.
Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

Scrotuminium 

(Scrotum and Condominium) Is a dwelling between your penis and your rectum where all your sexual disease get to stay free of charge. No lease requirement.
Little Johnny went out to the bar one night and had a few too many tall boys and caused him to have beer goggles, which in turn lead to him taking home a swamp donkey. He usually catches the majority of diseases because cheap living expenses in his "Scrotuminium" are so appealing.
Scrotuminium by JohnnyGoDeeper November 18, 2013

scrotumific 

Something so horrendously bad, it makes you feel like licking a scrotum just to get the bad taste out of your mouth, no matter what it is, be it a video game, a movie, or a television show.
Dragonball Evolution is something that most Dragonball Z fans will say is scrotumific.
scrotumific by Tekkenfreek234 February 25, 2011

scrotumhagen 

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen
Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!
scrotumhagen by Colin April 11, 2005

motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.
I was motor scroting him all night long.
motor scroting by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

Scrotumbugs

The perceived or real sensation of bugs of the scrotal region. An exclamation used to denote irritation at the present state of affairs
"Oh, scrotumbugs!"
Scrotumbugs by DrCPsyUK January 19, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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