scrotumnal 

a polite way of referring to balls

Helen was impressed by Andrew's scrotumnal fortitude (big balls)

scrotumnal by Kylz August 4, 2004

scrotumnal 

anything relating to the scrotum

"fuck i have a scrotumnal itch!!!!!"

scrotumnal by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 9, 2003

scrotumnal 

Having scrotum-like qualities. Applicable to appearance, texture, scent, and flavor.

"You have a Sphynx cat? I've always wondered if their skin is more like a pig or a scrotum."

"It's definitely scrotumnal."

scrotumnal by odbal. October 5, 2021

scrotumnal equinox 

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.

Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

scrotumnal equinox by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020

Scrotemeal 

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrotumulous 

having the appearance of droopy bags

eg the makeup under her eyes is so heavy and dark it makes her face look positively scrotumulous.

eg he has not been to the gym for ages and his muscle tone is way down....his chest is scrotumulous.

scrotumulous by Fritsy Bitsy August 24, 2011

scrōtmeal 

Another name for semen, jizz, nut butter, etc.

For breakfast in bed, Paul served his sleeping wife Tabatha a warm batch of scrōtmeal.

scrōtmeal by logifresssssh April 9, 2013