scrooted 

Being both screwed and rooted at the same time.
Screwed + Rooted = Scrooted

scrooted by Hendrix February 10, 2003

Scrotted 

When your doin anal and your bitch farts on your dick

Carly and jeff were having some fun and then carly scrotted on his penis

Scrotted by mrtraplord December 10, 2015

Scooted the Meat 

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

Scooted the Meat by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

Scooted the rooster by Tcop October 14, 2020

scroobed 

the classy, swaggered feeling you get after travelling by traditional transport such as ferries and steam trains.

I Paid £2 extra for a coach with a toilet on it. feeling pretty scroobed

scroobed by nooodlz November 13, 2020

scroted 

Verb. The act of one rubbing the ballsack shaved or unshaven in a clockwise circular motion over the facial features of a willing candidate.

I scroted that fat ass beast last night. Then i gave her a facial, miami bukkake style

scroted by Brad&Mike October 11, 2005

schrooted 

The fine art of being shitfaced and rooted normally relating to drugs and or alcahol.

"Joel ate 6 pills! Look how schrooted he is!"

"Ive been awake for 3 days and im that schrooted, that even Joel is starting to look attractive"

schrooted by sporter21 December 10, 2007