Scrotled 

To get one's nuts in a bunch. To be angry, irritable, or otherwise upset over something. Similar in terms to "getting ones panties in a wad".

I.E. My boyfriend was "scrotled" that he had to do something besides watch the game on tv.

Scrotled by Scrotler March 14, 2021

Scrotted 

When your doin anal and your bitch farts on your dick

Carly and jeff were having some fun and then carly scrotted on his penis

Scrotted by mrtraplord December 10, 2015

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled 

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011

scroted 

Verb. The act of one rubbing the ballsack shaved or unshaven in a clockwise circular motion over the facial features of a willing candidate.

I scroted that fat ass beast last night. Then i gave her a facial, miami bukkake style

scroted by Brad&Mike October 11, 2005

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled. by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

Total Scrotle 

A term used when everything is fucking terrible

Dude, my day had been Total Scrotle

Total Scrotle by Chuck2825 March 8, 2018

rick scrolled 

on a web based forum, when a member has to scroll quickly beyond a questionable picture or video of immoral qualities, especially while a female counterpart may be watching.

RJ posted a disgusting picture, so I rick scrolled past it so my girlfriend wouldn't see it and slap me.

rick scrolled by KGIX April 7, 2008