6 definitions by Death Monk

To orally extract semen from someone's rectum
I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch
by Death Monk May 07, 2003
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dirty, useless leaches on society, usually unemployable with at least four delinquent uneducated children; where all your taxes go
Pizza delivery for the scrotters!
by Death Monk January 03, 2004
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fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode
by Death Monk May 08, 2003
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