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scrotiny 

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.
The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.
scrotiny by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014
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Scrotongous 

Jenny took her boyfriend's pants off and was horrified to see the size of his ball sack - he was truly "scrotongous"
Scrotongous by Bronnsteve September 1, 2013

scrutiny 

theres a tiny scar on the right side of her upper thigh righ next to her... yea she may not want me to say that
scrutiny by Da CattZ March 22, 2003

motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.
I was motor scroting him all night long.
motor scroting by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

scrotioca 

white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.
Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date

Rory: how so?

Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert

Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper

Neal: Gosh, I'd say
scrotioca by cornfritter October 27, 2010

Elementary Anal Scrutiny 

After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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