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Scroteus 

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}
This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!
Scroteus by Jesus D. August 14, 2008
Related Words

scrotopussy

As seen in some embarrassing photos of Paris Hilton going commando. Her labia resemble a wrinkled scrotum.
"I was gonna go down on this girl but then i saw her scrotopussy and then i threw up."
scrotopussy by Non-Ultra September 22, 2006

Scrotious 

Scro-ti-ous;

From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.

Definition;

Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.

A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.

A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.

The worst possible example of the matter in question.
Usage;

Rebecca Black's single, "Friday" is scrotious!

The meal was scrotious!

Tommy scrotiously approached Ebonee, who was quietly sitting at the bar.
Scrotious by Antiddote August 5, 2011

scromonus 

A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl
Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"

Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"
scromonus by Peter Fell May 13, 2008
A famous roman dood with huuuuge testicles
Man theres goes scrotomus, hes so kewl
scrotomus by umm bill yeah bill August 11, 2004

scrotanus 

The delicate area between the scrotum and the anus.
It hit me right in the scrotanus.
Dude, my scrotanus itches.

After that long run, I really need to wash my scrotanus.
scrotanus by EsunDweedleDwit August 9, 2009