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scroteonus by MissMartini November 17, 2017
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Scroteus
Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}
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scroteonus • Scrotious • scromonus • scrotanus • Scroteus • scrotomus • scrotopussy • scroton • Scrotein Shake
scrotopussy
As seen in some embarrassing photos of Paris Hilton going commando. Her labia resemble a wrinkled scrotum.
scrotopussy by Non-Ultra September 22, 2006
Scrotious
Scro-ti-ous;
From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.
Definition;
Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.
A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.
A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.
The worst possible example of the matter in question.
From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.
Definition;
Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.
A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.
A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.
The worst possible example of the matter in question.
scromonus
A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl
Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"
Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"
Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"
scromonus by Peter Fell May 13, 2008
scrotomus
scrotomus by umm bill yeah bill August 11, 2004
scrotanus
It hit me right in the scrotanus.
Dude, my scrotanus itches.
After that long run, I really need to wash my scrotanus.
Dude, my scrotanus itches.
After that long run, I really need to wash my scrotanus.
scrotanus by EsunDweedleDwit August 9, 2009
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