scroton

The smallest measurable amount of some quantity. Taken from computer games that feature an 'energy' or 'health' bar.

"Dude, how the fuck did you kill me ? I just picked up the overshield and you had like a scroton of energy left."

by gobsmite December 20, 2007

Scrotozoa

Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls.

My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls.

by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

scorton’s creek

the best song ever made stream scortons creek by isaac dunbar

i love scorton’s creek

by leah😏 June 3, 2020

serotonin donor

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009

Scrotna

Scrotna means Scrotna. Scrotna can be anything you want it to be. The singular for scrotna is scrot,

Oi that donny is a scrotna

by Scrotna420 October 12, 2020

Scroto baggins

Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".

I'm drunk. Scroto Baggins

by StrongDynamics September 19, 2009

scrotox

An anti-wrinkle treatment, similar to "Botox," for the scrotum. Sometimes deemed vain and unnecessary, the scrotox treatment is nonetheless gaining popularity in Europe and the west coast.

After grandpa's scrotox treatment, his balls looked as smooth as a peach. I wonder how long that'll last, but I'm more worried about the fact that he showed me his balls.

by Scrotexyak November 12, 2004