Scrollogy

The study or habit of endless scrolling on social media or the internet — often done unconsciously, yet with expert-level dedication. A modern “science” practiced by almost everyone with a phone.

After three hours on TikTok, I realized I’ve earned my PhD in Scrollogy.

by Hasanworder October 8, 2025

Schoology

A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.

God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.

by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020

schoology

A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.

Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?

Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.

Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!

Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.

Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.

Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.

by monsterock666 April 20, 2014

scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

by Yopinski March 23, 2012

scrotology

The physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic study of the male scrotum

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Schoology

A VERY stupid website that teachers think the kids like, and crashes most of the time meaning you have homework on the weekend! It also has a very annoying system of how you select courses, so half the time you are stuck not having the correct course on your list

dad: did you finish the homework?
Kid: no that stupid schoology website went down so we have to finish it on the weekend!

by 1089 March 8, 2021

sbrology

The study of anything related to the sport of triathlon which includes swimming (s), biking (b), and running (r).

My coach gave me a sweet adaptive training plan which he created after completing his degree in sbrology. I think all triathlon coaches should be certified sbrologists.

by The DolFin November 18, 2009