scrolligue

Fatigue set by scrolling endlessly down a page for info; that exasperation coming from knowing a thing being there yet having to scroll endlessly for finding it.

Man, I recalled a nice article I read in Twitter at breakfast but couldn't find it by lunch as I grew scrolligued looking for it.

scrolligue by themit17 August 21, 2016

scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

Scrollie

An easy chick; a girl that loves to fuck and will fuck any nigga with swag; a girl who fucks around with and is seen with multiple guys at one time; a girl who has been washed up by many niggas from the hood.

Yo I bagged a scrollie the other day, i wanna bring her to club cave so we can run a train on that bitch.

Scrollie by DJ Juanito June 28, 2010

Scrollie

1. A girl that is very loose, easy to get with, girls that like to smash the homies, a girl who openly gives becky.

2. A girl that chills with flashy dudes(dudes with cars, clothes jewlery, status etc.). A groupie

3. One mans wifey, is another mans Scrollie.

1. Kat stackz

2. Girls from Ozone Park are SCROLLIES!

3. I heard that girl with the red hair from bushwick is a scrollie

4. Yo that party in the Bx had mad Scrollies.

Scrollie by 84st No Witnesses June 20, 2010

Scrollie

When you run out of filters and forced to use a roach in a rollie

Shite, I’m out of filters , guess this calls for a scrollie

Scrollie by Breadshmoker November 13, 2018

Scrollgret

Scrollgret
noun | scroll-gret | \ˈskrōl-ˌgret\
The soul-crushing combination of regret, shame, and existential dread that washes over you when you finally look up from your phone and realize you've just burned 3 hours of your life scrolling through an infinite void of content you won't remember in 5 minutes. Usually accompanied by dry eyes, a dead phone battery, thumb cramps, and the horrifying realization that you've somehow scrolled back to posts from 2019.
Symptoms include:
Checking the time and audibly gasping, no memory of the last 47 reels, your charger looking like Mount Everest, suddenly remembering productive things you ignored, Gollum neck pain, reading 84 stranger comment arguments.
Usage notes:
Peak hours: 1-4 AM. Common platforms: TikTok, Instagram Reels, Twitter/X, Reddit. Often leads to downloading screen time apps you'll ignore within 24 hours.
Related terms: doom-scrolling, phone zombie, algorithm prisoner, content coma
Scrollgret scale:
Level 1: Lost 20 minutes
Level 5: Lost 2 hours, phone at 3%
Level 10: Sun's up, can't feel thumbs, one with the algorithm

Example sentences:
"Dude, I had the worst scrollgret last night. Told myself 'just 5 minutes' on Instagram before bed, next thing I know it's 4 AM and I'm watching a guy in Bangladesh fix motorcycles."
"The scrollgret is real when you open TikTok at a red light and suddenly you're in your driveway with no memory of the drive home."
"Nothing hits like scrollgret when you realize you scrolled through your ex's cousin's best friend's vacation photos from 2 years ago at 2 AM instead of finishing your work presentation."

Scrollgret by BELAXX_ER October 25, 2025