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Politico 

A person, generally a hippie, who is obsessed with politics, and spends there time complaining about presidents, and anything else political. You can usually find them in cafe's with other politico's shouting about corrupt leaders and government conspiracies.
Grayson "Did you hear that guy over there?"

Chad "Yah he was yelling that Every Decision ever made by the United States Government has been the wrong one."

Grayson "What a politico."
Politico by Grayson Converse August 8, 2006
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politico-narcissists

A term used to describe deeply self-absorbed and autocratic heads of state along with other like-minded politicians who support them.
Up until recently there was a clear surge in the popularity of deranged politico-narcissists seen around the world!

G-Yo Politico

Term coined by Rod "Politico" Adkins to describe his world-wide Northern Sound Underground hip-hop music movement. Can also mean all over the map.
We G-Yo Politico in dis bitch, ya'll some local e-hustles.

Young Mass Politico 

A college student/20-something year old extremely active in Massachusetts (mostly Boston) politics. They eat, sleep, breathe politics after studying Political Science and having at least 1 unpaid internship. Usually they go to Suffolk University or Northeastern University, and manage at least one local campaign post-grad.
“A bunch of young mass politicos are phone banking for Michelle Wu this Friday.”
Young Mass Politico by Sotfofy December 24, 2019

fast food politics 

n. The scandals, plots, intrigues, and gossip that often infuse the work environment of a fast food restaurant.
Jose: "That coworker is the fourth chick Jacob has banged in this restaurant. These people have no shame."

Joe: "This is typical fast food politics."

Jose: "Did Hunter just snitch on others and cause a nervous breakdown at this store?"

Joe: "Yeah, he stirred things up by going back and forth between people, and everyone is stewing over this fake drama. He may just want more hours by tattling and throwing others under the bus by exaggerating things. It's typical fast food politics."
fast food politics by Prankster October 30, 2017

Politically Active 

At its best it means interested in politics and government; trying to make a changes in public policy, laws or the government working to get an official elected, or lobbying to have legislation passed, collecting petition signatures. It can also mean a person trying to change things for their own benefit, to gain status or power in the workplace. It can also mean someone who is a nuisance, constantly wanting to change things and who interferes in matters that are none of their concern. At its worst it means a total fuckwit like Russell Brand a self-styled activist for whom politically active means espousing views that the majority of people find repugnant or ridiculous.
Some people are politically active because they have nothing else in their lives.

Political Prostitution 

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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