Scretchin

A small, chaotic, slightly annoying person who acts mischievous or unhinged in a playful way.

Stop being such a horrible little scretchin
You little scretchin

He's not evil, just a scretchin

Scretchin by Chl0e.44 April 9, 2026

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

screechling 

A small child given to running around screaming. Unlike well-socialized children, who only scream when under duress (injury, physical attack by a large snake) a screechling will emit earbleeding screams apparently just to hear the sound of its own voice. These are often found in small packs in shopping malls and supermarkets, usually accompanied by mothers who barely acknowledge the screechlings' existence.

"Gads, did you hear the little screechling in the mall elevator? I think it ruptured my left eardrum. I don't scream that loud during an orgasm for crying out loud."

screechling by Arcane Rose March 26, 2008

Scritching 

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.

Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.

Scritching by timberpup January 24, 2010

scrutching 

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010

stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.

Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

stretchingly realistic by AMarie0908 August 3, 2010

Cretching 

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

Cretching by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016