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scritching 

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.
Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.
scritching by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Scritching 

I got bit by so many mosquitoes I've been scritching my legs all damn day !!!
Scritching by LEESUH E. June 17, 2018

[scritching] 

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal
Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.
[scritching] by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

code switching 

To customize style of speech to the audience or group being addressed.
She talks street to her friends at school, but when she is with her family, she is code switching and speaks proper English.
code switching by Cody Switcher July 13, 2007

dry snitching 

Intentionally getting someone in trouble by outting something they've done wrong while trying to keep it sly.
*You return to work from lunch with the boss right there*
Coworker to you: "I didn't know we had two hour lunches!"
You later: 😑

Dry snitching.
dry snitching by mashetee88 September 27, 2015
Word of the Day on September 24, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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