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scritching 

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.
Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.
scritching by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Scritching 

I got bit by so many mosquitoes I've been scritching my legs all damn day !!!
Scritching by LEESUH E. June 17, 2018

[scritching] 

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal
Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.
[scritching] by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

code switching 

To customize style of speech to the audience or group being addressed.
She talks street to her friends at school, but when she is with her family, she is code switching and speaks proper English.

dry snitching 

Intentionally getting someone in trouble by outting something they've done wrong while trying to keep it sly.
*You return to work from lunch with the boss right there*
Coworker to you: "I didn't know we had two hour lunches!"
You later: 😑

Dry snitching.
dry snitching by mashetee88 September 27, 2015