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Scrattergy 

The strategy a scratter will use to ask you for money
A scratter just actually asked me for 15p, why was that, then it hit me that it’s their own “scrattergy” Some will,simply ask for spare change, some will say “it’s towards a train fare or hostel for the night, others may say “ can you give me 20p towards a cup,of coffe?” Next time scratter asks you for money take note on how they approach you and their tag line….. that will be their SCATTERGY!
Scrattergy by Skusgofagus June 20, 2022
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scratter 

Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles. Abusive dole-scum. The reason today's elderly would rather starve away in their own homes than take a 50-yard trip down to the shops. See also scally and scut-dog.
Scratters will shortly be prevalent in the UK due to their spectacularly high teenage pregnancy rate combined with the abundance of cheaply-available KFC.
scratter by Eddmanyeah December 5, 2003

scattergun 

the stock weapon for the scout class in team fortress 2 its also considered the best choice by the majority of the scout main comunity
person1: That scout has a strange scattergun with alot of kills
person2: thats cause hes a scunt
scattergun by sniper nate October 21, 2020

scratter 

To call someone a 'scratter' is a serious insult. this type of individul is known for being the lowest and most populated form of class in Britain today. Usually known for their scuzzyness and chav like dress wear. These simple folks unusual vocabulary normal consist of quotes like

- "scuze mate aint got 20p i cud hav for bus, ave ya?"

and

- "cudnt crash a fag mate?"
scratter by bill September 2, 2004

Scratter 

Person of limited breeding and finance. Poor white trash.
It must be benefit pay day, all the scratters are getting drunk
Scratter by Rommel August 10, 2002

scattergun 

He was shot with a scattergun.
scattergun by Guy March 25, 2005

Scratter 

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.
Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.
Scratter by fatbob May 8, 2003