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Scattergood Friends School 

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.
“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech

Mea scattergood 

She is super nice sometimes very smart boys and girls would have a crush on her . She is trustfull of things gets told lots of secrets. she is funny,sweet,verytomboy,and encouraging
Mea scattergood by Mike sumeu January 13, 2019

scatterfold 

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up
The pigs are here, scatterfold!
scatterfold by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

scatterpoo 

When one takes a dump, and the shit goes all over the place, it is referred to as a scatterpoo.
Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps
scatterpoo by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006

Scattergories 

Best board game ever. Where there are 12 lists of topics and a big dice with letters on it and you roll the dice and then start the timer and try and fill in as many of the topics as possible with the rolled letter being the first letter.
A typical Scattergories answer:
Topic: Terms of Endearment
Letter: "a"
Answer: "Asshole"

wait...no!
Scattergories by le harlot October 2, 2006

Scattergories 

I played scattergories with this girl last night. It was so hot.