Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 08, 2003

Peanut Buffer

A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)

Julian Clary is a peanut buffer

by FatBob May 15, 2003

Yoghurt

Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc

I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.

by fatbob May 11, 2003

monged

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

by fatbob May 06, 2003

Beer Travelator

The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.

Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!

by FatBob January 21, 2004

Badly Packed Kebab

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

by FatBob May 15, 2003

largered

Term used to described someone who is pissed.

Look at him, he's totally largered.

by fatbob May 11, 2003