7 definitions by fatbob

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.
I was totally monged last night.
by fatbob May 6, 2003
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Term used to described someone who is pissed.
Look at him, he's totally largered.
by fatbob May 11, 2003
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A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)
by fatbob May 15, 2003
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The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.
Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!
by fatbob January 21, 2004
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Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.
She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab
by fatbob May 15, 2003
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Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.
Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.
by fatbob May 8, 2003
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Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc
I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.
by fatbob May 11, 2003
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