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Scattergay

What one's friend may call them when being hilariously out of controlably stupid

Gay and unorganized

A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.

Lostconfused stupidly funny dork Fucktard friend with out a brain
Wow, you're fuckin scattergay!
by IIshortT April 27, 2019
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Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.
"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?
by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010
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scattergun

the stock weapon for the scout class in team fortress 2 its also considered the best choice by the majority of the scout main comunity
person1: That scout has a strange scattergun with alot of kills
person2: thats cause hes a scunt
by sniper nate October 21, 2020
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Scattereday

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.
"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."
by Psardy July 5, 2008
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Scatterjack

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.
"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."
by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023
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scattergun

He was shot with a scattergun.
by Guy March 25, 2005
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Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.
I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.
by Cats Polino December 19, 2013
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