Scattergay 

What one's friend may call them when being hilariously out of controlably stupid

Gay and unorganized

A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.

Lostconfused stupidly funny dork Fucktard friend with out a brain

Wow, you're fuckin scattergay!

Scattergay by IIshortT April 27, 2019

Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.

"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?

Scaterday by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010

scattergun 

the stock weapon for the scout class in team fortress 2 its also considered the best choice by the majority of the scout main comunity

person1: That scout has a strange scattergun with alot of kills
person2: thats cause hes a scunt

scattergun by sniper nate October 21, 2020

Scattereday 

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.

"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."

Scattereday by Psardy July 5, 2008

Scatterjack 

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."

Scatterjack by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023

scattergun 

A shotgun, typically two barrels side by side.

He was shot with a scattergun.

scattergun by Guy March 25, 2005

Scatterbating 

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

Scatterbating by Cats Polino December 19, 2013