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smackhead grey 

this is a colour to describe the grey garments worn by the generic lower class delinquent chav and NPC across the entirety of the UK.

the worst items of clothing to be this colour are: joggers, leggings, and hoodies.

if you encounter someone wearing smackhead grey joggers / leggings, let it be known that this person is devoid of all personality and probably watches love island regularly.
there are so many people at my college wearing smackhead grey - when will they develop a fashion sense? will they stay wearing 11°, nicce and gymshark?
smackhead grey by lil chigg February 20, 2020

smackhead 

A smackhead is a person who is severly dependent on heroin (smack)
You dirty smackhead

smackhead 

why aye man you dirty, stiking, rotten smack head
smackhead by geordie October 24, 2003

smackhead 

fuck off you dirty smackhead
smackhead by psycho bitch February 23, 2004

smackhead flats 

Flats with a high concentration of smackheads, usually in Urban or Sub Urban areas. People who live in smackhead flats usually use their welfare money to purchase Heroin and maybe also Cocaine making them potential crackheads too.
Jim Lost his job, he could not pay his rent therefor he was evicted - he now lives in the smackhead flats in the local shithole.
smackhead flats by NahItsSad January 1, 2018

Smackhead December 

Every December starting December 1st ending December 31st, is where you smack a bald persons head. it can be your grandma, your grandpa, your mom, dad anyone :)
Omg it's smackhead December let's smack Uncle Bill's head
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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